A question for the true Christians out there..?

I have lived a life of sin since I was a teen and I have no intentions to stop.


I Believe in God and Hope he can forgive me for my most unspeakable sins. My question is, when I die, and go to the pearly gates, if I offer oral sex to God, do you think he would forgive me of my sins and allow me access to heaven? I'm really good.A question for the true Christians out there..?
I loled at your question.A question for the true Christians out there..?
You're just trying to offend Christians. That's a failed attempt.


Obviously your mother failed at raising you.





I knew you were an atheist before I clicked on your question just by looking at your image of choice.





I don't care about your well being, so live your life as you'd like. Just don't be surprised when your day comes.





Maybe you will be Hitlers roommate and be treated to an hourly anal ripping together.





Every word you speak against God will be thrown right back in your face. Mark my words*


;)
well you are right about one thing you live in sin but i dont think you believe in god at all because if you did you would have at least some respect for him


i hope you recieve salvation and decide how you would like to spend your eternity instead of thinking in sex
You'd have to give a heavenly bj (pun intended). But seriously, there's no way it would work. Can you even imagine how big it must be? Even if by some luck you get there and you could fit it in your mouth, come on, he's got angels with four heads. There's no way you can top that.
I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak, for by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.”


—Matthew 12:36-37
It's people like you that seriously need help. I don't know why God even gives you the breath that you breathe. Why even go to this extreme to blaspheme? Atleast give other people respect.
Im not a christian, and often get in heated debates with christians. . . . but that's just plain disrespectful.
yes he will but i dont know if your going to heaven


this is very offending and immature





i mean do you even have a life


c'mon dude your really low


for asking this..............





GET A LIFE!
he might just cut off your genitals and then send you back down to earth with the craziest sex drive that you just will never be able to cure
Blasphemous.
NO the Catholic priest wont like the competition, though they might be busy with their alter boys.
You must be really young and immature.


- good shot though, but week attempt to anger Christians.
This appears to be a lack of understanding on your part.
There are no true Christians. Jesus was the only one. And he was a Jew.
No, but Satan will be the perfect partner for you.
oddly enough god doesn't like oral sex...
How good? Can I get an example?








Please little troll.
No dear.
I love my Mommy :)
you ever have a 3 way with angels?
**** yeah!!!! Who the hell would wanna pass up on free oral?